Computer Tech Support

Here's a true story I've heard:
A man was working at a computer shop tech support when one day a woman phones. She says her computer has broken, and the man immediately starts to question her about her computer. There seems to be no problem with it, but she continues complaining and starts saying that the computer shop should replace it. Finally, she starts talking about a "cup holder". It turns out that she tried to use the CD driver as a holder for her coffee cup.

Funny story

Once upon a time there was a girl who was supposed to write a funny story. She failed.